One time Pupfresh was setting up an interview with Jack and Alex from All Time Low. Unfortunately, the only day they were available to do the interview was on Easter Sunday. So, Pupfresh was sitting there ready to start the interview. Pupfresh straightened the sheet of questions the fangirls wanted to ask Jack and Alex. Then the two men burst through the door in a blur of color*, startling Pupfresh so bad that the poor website peed its pants. Jack and Alex started to pull each others clothes off, so Pupfresh awkwardly cleared its throat to get their attention. The mens’ faces immediately flushed beet red as they realized they were not alone. Then the Easter bunny joyously hopped in, until he realized what had just happened. Everyone stood in an awkward silence before Jack and Alex asked if Pupfresh would like to join. Of course, Pupfresh accepted. Who wouldn’t? Then the Easter bunny was asked to join. He declined, though, because he had to go deliver candy to children around the world. And so disturbing sexy times between the men and the website ensued. These will not be described, because seriously who wants to hear about sex with a website. The three fought in court for the right to get married, and when they won, they broke down marriage barriers everywhere. They lived happily ever after. The end.
p.s. sorry about the url omg
p.p.s. this is a joke and I hope you know that oh sweet heaven above
* (this was a reference to the knife fic in case you didn’t catch that omg)